- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Women

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

A black person walks out of KFC

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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