What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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