Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Women's rights.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

Lewis

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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