- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Cancer.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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