- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What's circular and round A circle

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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