- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

These Jokes suck.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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