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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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