- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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