- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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