Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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haha

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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A russian gives away vodka.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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