Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Your mam is so fat.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Anti Joke

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