My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

Your Mother

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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