whats your budget like? a budget.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Women's Rights.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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