- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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