why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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all jokes aside...

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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What color is red paint? Red

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kennah campion... being nice

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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