How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

Horse with a chair on his head.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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