- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

So does Blake

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

V I T A M I N C !

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Wait what? I did not type that!

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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