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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Loner.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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