- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??