What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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