- Anti Joke

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.