- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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