s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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This statement is false.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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