Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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