- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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