- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Ross.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

refridgrator

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

Neil is a reterd.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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