- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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