Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

You suck big fat slobber

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

canadians

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Wenis Penis

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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