- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

You having friends.

What's blue? The sky.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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