What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

smell the vitamin C

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

What? Why?

dick dick dick... frogs

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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