- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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