- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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