"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

VaginaBoob ^.^

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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