what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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