a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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