- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this is not a drill.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

If you're reading this, you can read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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