Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

Wait what? I did not type that!

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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