What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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