What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Jews

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Obama.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Penis

Womens rights

ded on boomer and aodddan

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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