Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

its funny cuz i laughed!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

balls

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What's 6 + 9? 15.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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