- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

European on my shoes, buddy.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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