what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Apple hates Blackberry.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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