What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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