- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Life

black people are white when i use night gogles

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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