When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

What did death say to life? Go die

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

"Knock knock" Come in!

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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