You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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