Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Racial Equality

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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