- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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