what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Xbox One

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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