- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Women's rights.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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