Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

this website even though its hilarious.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Black people are the scum of the earth

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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