What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Knock Knock Come in.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Why did the man die? He was old.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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