I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Poop

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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