Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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