- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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