- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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