ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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Make it? Sodium levels? Means he is eating right? Its not ADHD, the chatter is his way of coping with pain and what I believe is PTSD (dont tell him, he would get mad, if he gets that blank stare while chatting a lot its like he is back in the past for a while, please distract him out of it, but dont tell him anything about that. Give him what he wants, its a secret but Nero masters hypnosis, and he pretty much knows himself to a point far beyond others know themselves, he can sense lies and knows how others are feeling just by the movement of their pupils, their eyes, their breath, the tonality of their voice and lots of things like that, I think thats some sort of hypnosis as well, he uses ritalin in order to focus and shut off pain receptors mentally and stuff I don't understand, I am sure he would not ask for it unless he knew he could take it, he has literally performed surgery on himself before, the kind that would kill anyone unless under strong anesthetics. (removed bullets from the back of his skull, people say its just a myth, but I was there so I know its true) Please trust me on this as weird as it might sound.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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