- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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