A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

A man walks into a vagina

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

a skinny sumo wrestler

I'm hungry.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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