- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Cool Brian

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Women's rights

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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